Thankskilling: The Beaquel Needs YOU!

Last year I reviewed a truly inspirational piece of cinema called Thankskilling.  My review must have been amazing because many of you - my precious readers - watched it too.  Lots of you loved it.  Some of you hated it.  Either way you have to admit, it crawled like a parasitic worm into your brain AND your heart, where it still resides to this day.

Here's your chance to make the sequel happen.

Check out Jordan Downey's Kickstarter page where they're asking for donations.  BAM.  (Seriously, go to watch the video, it's delicious and all kinds of sexy)

You might be wondering why you should throw your hard earned money at this project.  Aside from the fact that the original Thankskilling brought joy to children of all ages, they are offering the best perks for donations I have ever freaking seen.  Ever.  I'm just speechless over them.  Some of them offer your very own gravy flavored condom.  WHAT.

I mean you can throw them any amount of money, but my favorite is probably the $200 donation:

Pledge $200 or more

And consider yourself a FOWL-MOUTHED PRODUCER like the best of 'em! Your name will scroll like no other in the end credits under the heading "Fowl-Mouthed Producers" and we'll even list you on IMDB, should you wish that upon your career. And since you've got a knack for profanity, we'll let you choose your FAVORITE SWEAR WORD to appear beside your name in the credits! Have fun with it -- "Nick Rubin: Butt Sniffer!" You'll also get stuffed with the DVD, T-Shirt, Poster, and all the swag listed above!

ASTOUNDING.

Be a part of movie history.  I'm pretty sure this is what I'm going to be asking for when my birthday rolls around.  TAKE NOTE, ASSHOLES.  If you're a fan (and how can you not be a fan of these guys!?) throw them a little bit of cash.  Do it for me.  DO IT FOR HORROR MOVIES.  Do it for your mom - I heard she's a huge Thankskilling fan.  Do it for Whorticulture.com.