Maniac (1980) is Hollywood's Latest Victim in the Remake Game
In news that makes me want to stab myself in the face, Hollywood is remaking Maniac.
And you know who they got to play Frank?
You'll never guess.
Not in a million years.
I FUCKING WISH I WAS KIDDING.
So in case you don't know, Maniac is a wonderfully cheap, ultra-violet film starring the late Joe Spinell with effects by THE KING Tom Savini. It's about a guy who is so tortured by his mother's death that he stalks women, scalps them, and thus dresses up a bunch of mannequins in his apartment.
And you think Elijah fucking Wood can pull that off? Because I don't.
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