Hey Uncle Eddie, I have a friend who's a big horror nerd like you. What can I get them for their birthday/Christmas/Labor Day/Leap Year?"
Funny you should ask, everyone who has ever asked me before. Why don't you get them one of these sweet horror jigsaw puzzles?
A lot of jigsaw puzzles are lame, yes. But these are the most un-lame jigsaw puzzles ever created. And as you guys know I live for Freddy Krueger. You assholes make fun of me all the time for the many impure Freddy thoughts I have. Look at how bad ass this puzzle is:
The guy who makes these said he'll be working on new designs too, and I'll be you ANYTHING there will be a Trick r Treat one.
And as a not-so-subtle hint to my husband and friends, this is the perfect gift for children...especially MY children. Ahem. You should probably get on that.
