What Would You Do in a Zombie Apocalypse?

The results are in!

58% of you said you'd find some rednecks and go a'huntin'.  Sounds fun!

16% said you'd try to find a "safe" location and wait it out.  Boring!

16% of you said you'd get bit and terrorize the neighborhood.  That's what I would pick, too!

8% of you said you'd try to find friends and family.  Yawn.  It's every man for themselves in the zombie apocalypse!

If you didn't get a chance to vote, leave a comment below with what you would do.

Poll Results & What's Coming

Poll Results

Here are the poll results for our last poll: "Who's Your Favorite Movie Hero?"

Muscle Bound Studs 2%

Nerdy, Wimpy Guys 4%

Innocent Good Girls 7%

Sluts with Big Boobs 34%

Bad Bitches with Big Guns 51%

Although I'm calling shenanigans because our reader MogulArmy campaigned and promised sexual favors for anyone who voted for Bad Bitches with Big Guns.

We've got a new poll over to the right.  This is part 1 of our 2 part poll so make sure you vote!

What's Coming at Whorticulture

I just sat through Single White Female The Roommate, I'll have that review up in the next few days.  Definitely before it's released on the 4th.

Best Horror Movie of 2010 Poll Results

Here's how you voted for the best horror movie of 2010.

The Wolfman, Nightmare on Elm Street remake, Devil, Survival of the Dead, Piranha 3D, My Soul to Take, Saw 3D – 0%

Daybreakers, Buried, I Spit On Your Grave remake, The Crazies remake, Let Me In  -  16% each

Paranormal Activity 2  -  66%

And the winner:

The Last Exorcism  -  83%

Thanks for voting!  Make sure you take the time to vote on our new poll!

Yuletide Horror Poll

The Results to the Best Yuletide Horror Poll on Whorticulture.com

Merry Christmas, movie house!  Let's see our poll results:

To All A Good Night, Santa Claws, Silent Night Bloody Night, Santa's Slay, Christmas Evil (aka You Better Watch Out), Elves, Santa Claus, and The Christmas Season Massacre each got 1 vote (that's 5% each!).

Psycho Santa, The Gingerdead Man, and Silent Night Deadly Night each got 2 votes (11% each).

Black Christmas (2006) and Jack Frost both got 4 votes (22% each).

Black Christmas (1974) got 5 votes (27%).

And our winner, with 6 votes (33%) is Gremlins!

We'll be back after the Holidays with new polls & new reviews.

John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe: Your Votes!

Our latest poll closed today.  Here are the results.

John Cusack as Edgar Allan Poe:

A mere 1 person (6%) said it was a great idea.

4 of you (26%) said you couldn't give a crap either way.

And the winner is...

10 of you (66%) said it's a terrible idea!

Once again, I agree with the masses.  I also agree with John, who said "he'll be the Edward Cullen of Edgar Allan Poe's."

We should have a new poll up by Monday!  Thanks for voting!

Paranormal 3 Yes or No? Poll Results

Hey kiddies, our poll just ended so here are the results:

Should there be a 3rd installment to Paranormal Activity?

7 of you (26%) said No!  That shit sucks!

19 of you (73%) said Definitely!

Well good, because as you can see in a previous entry, they've announced the release date for it.  As some of you commented, I think they need to stop after 3.  This shouldn't turn into another Saw.

Stay tuned for our next reader poll!  Thanks for voting, everybody!

Which Scares You? Poll Results

The results are in!

Vampires, Mummies, Zombies, and poor ol' Frankenstein got 0 votes!  Wait, no votes for Zombies?  Okay guys, if you say so!

Ghosts and Mutants each got 1 vote, so that's 1% each.  Also, "None of these are scary, you guys are pussies" got 1 vote, so 1%.

Demons got 4 votes, 4%.

Dolls got 9 votes, 10%.

Sparkly Vampires (ha!) got 9 votes, 10%.  I know, Twilight fans are scary.

And the winner, with an ASTONISHING 62 votes (that's 71%, people):

TILA FUCKING TEQUILA.

Yikes!

What is it that's so scary about Tila Tequila?  Is it the fact that she's a total whore?  Or that she's obviously batshit insane?  Seriously, check this girl out.  It's kind of scary what you'll find.  A plethora of fake pregnancies, her announcing she's the "Virgin Mary," wacky alien adventures (I wish I was kidding), accusations of rape, absolutely atrocious ear-raping "music" (ahem...I'm using that term VERY loosely), the worst boobs I've ever seen (and that's saying a lot)...just...goddamn.  GODDAMN.

There's also the accusation that she killed someone and had another girl kidnapped, so maybe that's why so many of you voted for her.

In any case, she's a nutjob, and I think you all voted very appropriately.  Golf clap.

Gross.  Get this shit off my site!  New poll, stat!