Phoenix: Prepare for the Human Centipede Sequel by Seeing the Original!

Hey Phoenix!  Are you excited about the Human Centipede 2: Final Sequence?  After seeing the trailer the other day (if you haven't seen it, check it out here) I am! 

An absolutely grotesque vision of psychosis by Tom Six

 

So why don't you prepare for the sequel by going to see the original at The Royale? 

The Royale secured The Human Centipede 2: Final Sequence for October, but tomorrow night (September 30th) you can see the original at 9:30 pm!  The Royale is located at 108 W Main Street in Mesa.  This is brought to you by the Midnite Movie Mamacita.  Go check it out and support independent theater!

Fantastic News for Phoenix, Arizona

Whorticulture.com has THE BEST NEWS EVER for the Phoenix Area!

If you live in the Phoenix area, and you don't know who the Midnite Movie Mamacita is, YOU ARE MISSING OUT, SON!  Let me fill you in.  Triple M is a hot little number all the way from New Zealand who makes it her mission to bring you the absolute BEST (and the best of the worst) in Horror, Grindhouse, and B-movies every weekend!  If it weren't for the Midnite Movie Mamacita and friends, your life would SUCK.  And that's a fact!

So now that you understand how much you love this little lady, I have great news.  After 5 years of bringing face-kicking awesome to the Valley, she's bustin' out and opening her own venue in Historic Downtown Mesa!

"A cool place to watch movies, that's what it boils down to.  You love the films, we love showing them.  We want to bring you the best in new and classic genre films in a convenient and comfortable spot, while also tantalizing your taste-buds with our unique commissary."

So what can you do?   There are a lot of ways you can help.  The easiest way is to go see her kick ass movies - this weekend they're showing Rubber at MADCAP Theaters!

Yeah, it's a killer tire.  I hear it's BRILLIANT.

Other ways you can help?  Check out the site and help a sista out!  BAM!

Do it, fans!  This is your chance to make your life 50% more awesome (I'm lowballing it here folks), and help out a kick ass lady in the process!

Upcoming Events: Saturday, February 19th 2011

Check out these upcoming Horror Events!

This Saturday, February 19th, the always awesome Midnite Movie Mamacita brings Dream Home to MADCAP Theaters!

From the MADCAP website:
When she was a child, Cheng Lai-sheung (Josie Ho) could see Hong Kong’s famed Victoria Harbor from her apartment. But as time passed, the old buildings in front of her home were demolished to make way for a huge residential project that now blocks her view. Increasingly disappointed and upset, she vowed to one day save up enough money for her family to move into a new apartment with a magnificent sea view.  In order to get what she wants, she must take matters into her own hands...even if it means getting her hands seriously bloody.  Official Selection Tribeca Film Festival 2010.  This program is presented in digital.

Shows are at 6 & 10, only $8!

And while you're there, check out the other shows coming your way.  There's some great stuff coming up, you won't be disappointed!

Check Out the Pics From the Air Sex Competition

Remember this post, Air Sex Ahoy?  Well, click here to check out the pictures from the competition!

Oh man oh man oh man.  I love this.  First off, the winner was named Cunt-tastrophe.

A winner is you!

She won a free trip to Austin and a chance to compete in the Nationals!

But oh, wait.

So I have this friend.  She's the Midnite Movie Mamacita, and she personally makes Phoenix awesome by showing great movies (so if you live here you obviously need to check out her website, which you can find linked on the right).  I'm looking through these pictures, and what do I find?

Midnite Movie Mamacita - One Girl, One Cup

DEAR LORD.  I didn't think she could get more awesome, and I was blatantly incorrect!

And with that, I have died and gone to Air Sex Heaven.  Enjoy, clowns!

Photos by Ryan Wolf