Whorticulture.com Presents: The Best Way to Spend October/Halloween in Phoenix - Zombie Prom
I don't know about you guys, but I'm a grown woman and I wish I could go to another prom. Except I don't want any douchebag high school kids there. And I want to be able to drink. And I wouldn't mind if it was filled with the rotting flesh of the undead.
And that's why living in Phoenix kicks ass, because every year we have a Zombie Prom!
I've gone in years past, but I sadly won't be able to make it this year. As you might know, my boyfriend's cat needs surgery so I can't afford a prom dress, or the fake blood/wounds to go with it. And I'm sorry, I'm just not dedicated enough to let my pet zombie gnaw a chunk out of my face. I know, I suck.
But let me tell you, it's always a great time. And probably the best thing about Zombie Prom is that you get your picture taken like it's a real prom. I still have all my old pictures, but I'm not about to give up my secret identity. So I'll just show you guys one that I found online.
So if you live in Phoenix, check this one out. I personally attest that it's an awesome evening. And who knows, you might win Zombie Prom Queen! That's better than winning it in High School and you know it.
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