Best Of: Creepiest Horror Villain of All Time!

Whorticulture.com Presents: The Best, Creepiest Horror Villain Dieter Laser!

If you haven't seen The Human Centipede yet, you need to get on that.  You have no excuses.  You can watch it for free online, but we definitely recommend buying the DVD.  You can check out our review here - it was the first movie we wrote about.  We gave it an 8 out of 10 based on Dieter Laser's outstanding performance.

Dieter Laser, or really his character Dr. Joseph Heiter, can't be described as a horror movie killer because it's not really the killing that makes him evil.  It's what he does to you when you're alive that makes him a villain, and the creepiest one we've ever seen.

There are many aspects to Dr. Heiter (we refer to him lovingly as Herr Doktor).  Aside from being sinister and - just a little - deranged, the true ghastly nature of the character is how loving and caring he is.  Sure, he'll raise a firm hand to you if you bite him in the ankle.  He just wants you to be a good 3Hund!

Look, he loves them!

We don't think anybody else could pull off this role.  Dieter Laser doesn't falter for a second, and he doesn't fuck around.

Yeah, you need to see this movie.  Right now.  RIGHT NOW.  Here, we'll even post the trailer so you can bask in the pure disturbing glory that is Dieter Laser.

You like it, don't you?  THEN WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

And while you're at it, go here and vote for Dieter Laser for the best villain of all time the year at the Spike Scream Awards.

Dieter Laser says "This is what will happen to you if you don't!"

You don't want to tempt him, guys.

Herzlichen Glückwunsch, Herr Laser!  You're definitely the best horror villain of all time!